A Bank Robbery in Lagos , Nigeria ( Jokes )

During a robbery in Lagos, Nigeria, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
*This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the
conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized!This is a robbery and not a rape!" *This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!*

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in
primary school): "Big brother, let's count how
much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are
very stupid. There is so much money it will
take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV
news will tell us how much we robbed from
the bank!"
*This is called "Experience.”Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!*

After the robbers had left, the bank manager
told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait!
Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that
we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
*This is called "Swimming with the tide.” Converting
an unfavorable situation to your advantage!*

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
*This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal
Happiness is more important than your job*.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.
The robbers
were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated
than to be a thief!"
*This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as
gold!*"

The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his losses in the share market are
now covered by this robbery.
*This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!*

So who are the real robbers here??